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To Be a Thievius Raccoonus: Chapter 3 by Thievius-Authorius, literature

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To Be a Thievius Raccoonus: Chapter 3

...Weeeelllll... eheh... this wasn't late at all, now was it? Blame final assignments and Playstation. And Dr. Who. Essentially, this chapter's just a little 4th wall-breaking comedy, which eventually goes into some kind of storyline-related information. Enjoy! :D Sly was sitting... somewhere. Thankfully, somewhere where he didn’t have a headache, and could see clearly. He was still disoriented, however. He was in a chair, with a green fabric pattern and oak legs. At his feet was a massive Persian Rug; the expensive kind. He stood up to investigate the paintings which dotted the walls, ranging from Van Gogh’s to Raphael’s

A Folk Tale - The Ostrich - Prose Writing by Thievius-Authorius, literature

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A Folk Tale - The Ostrich - Prose Writing

Allllllrrighty!!! I'm happy about putting this up! And if you haven't figured that out by now, you seriously need to work on your skills of perception! (I'm imagining Cl4p-trap saying this, actually...) This was an assignment a few months ago. It's very short, but I hope you enjoy it! Many millennia ago, long before the history of man, animals had reign of Earth. Four main tribes ruled over each part of Earth: The Scales ruled in their deserts, the Furs lived in their forests, the Feathers resided high in their mountains, and the Swimmers dwelled in their oceans and lakes. One day, within the Feather tribe’s mountains, the

To be a Thievius Raccoonus: Chapter 2 by Thievius-Authorius, literature

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To be a Thievius Raccoonus: Chapter 2

(The first version of this was made in no small part because of Emile The Watcher, and his very helpful comments on the chapter! I don't know if he's got a DA account, but he has a fantastic selection of Fan Fictions on FF.net. Check him out! You'll thank me later :) ) Russia. 11:54 PM The fiery mountain was in frenzy tonight. Krak-Karov’s golden flares flew out, illuminating the valley. For the volcano, this was most unusual. Most days, it just oozed peacefully into the crisp Russian waters, slowly but surely becoming new land masses in the river basin below it. But today it belched the fire from its maw quickly, reawakened from its

Dont Blink, Trust Me. by Thievius-Authorius, literature

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Dont Blink, Trust Me.

I ran as fast and far as my feet could carry me; past the trees, past the rocks, past the babbling brooks, past everything in my way. A branch whipped me in the face, which made me stagger, but my feet wouldn't stop moving. I didn't dare to look back, worried that when I turned back that it would be in front of me. And if it was, I could blink. And that's something you really shouldn't do. Blink... and you die. That's what he told me... was it a he? An it? I couldn't even remember now. All I knew was that I had to run. Thank God for track and field back in high school. I finally got to a safe-haven, a small hollowed-out indent in the ground.

To be a Thievius Raccoonus- Chapter 1 by Thievius-Authorius, literature

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To be a Thievius Raccoonus- Chapter 1

Chapter 1: Smoke and Mirrors "Ever see a scorpion sting itself to death, Sly?" Bentley beamed behind his mahogany desk. Sly saw his glasses reflect the bluish glow of his PC, and the smirk on his face. In a spur-of-the-moment decision, the turtle decided to do some biological research on animal defense systems. Now, usually Sly wouldn’t give it a second thought... but when Bentley brought something up, it usually was important. Only one thought came to mind. "Well, there was that time in Ayer's-" "And NOT the one in the outback,” he interrupted, “I still have nightmares about that stupid thing." He paused for a moment,

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Sep 15
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"Don't ruin my story with your logic!"
Richard castle

I write words. Other people write legible words.
-Me

Hey! I'm Thievius Authorius (Or Slight Confusion on Fanfiction, yes I changed the name, no I don't quite know why :P)

To make this quick, Here are a couple of noteworthy things about me:
1: I'm a writer. I've loved writing, and most school assignments that involve writing essays or prose. I love writing in many genres, yet Steampunk and Fantasy are my favorites.

2: I'm a gamer. Ever since I was eight, I loved video games. I started out with an old Ps2 version of Scooby Doo: Night of 100 Frights, and I've kept playing them since. Jak and Daxter, Skyrim, Dishonored, and Sly Cooper rank among my favorites, but there's not much that I won't play, or try once.

3: I'm in High School! I'm starting Junior year after this summer, and I'm pretty excited for things to come.

4: I enjoy photography. I bought a camera a couple of years ago, which has been working wonders for me. It's another passion of mine, even if I'm not too good at it.

5: Math hates me.**
Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating a bit on that one, but... honestly, I hate most upper-math courses with a passion. Want me to get a headache? Toss a lengthy equation or five my way, it'll do the job.

Aaaaand I guess that's about it! If you want to know any more about me, try checking out those interests tabs down below, or ask me about it! Thanks for visiting my profile, and I hope you enjoy my work! :D

*If you haven't heard about me, check out that link below! Helps a lot.
** "Math test tomorrow? YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!

What Eevee Evolution Are You?
Hosted By theOtaku.com: Anime

To be honest, I think I'd be more like Umbreon or Flareon or something... But woo! Jolteon! :D

What Legendary Pokemon Are You?
Hosted By theOtaku.com: Anime
BOOM, Raquaza! Love this guy! XD

Lots of pokemon stuff, apparently...

Favourite Visual Artist

Not sure yet.

Favourite Movies

Pirates of the Caribbean, Bartok the Magnificent, The Three Musketeers (200-something version)

Favourite TV Shows

Dr. Who, Elementary, Castle, Cash Cab, Friends, Nova,

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Peter Hollens, Lyndsey Stirling, Journey, Michael Jackson, Nickleback

Favourite Books

TOO MANY TO DECIDE!!! XD

Favourite Writers

Sir Conan Doyle, Rick Riordan, Dan Brown, Suzanne Collins,

Favourite Games

Sly Cooper, Skyrim, Pokemon, Ratchet and Clank, Fallout 3 and New Vegas

Favourite Gaming Platform

A tie between First Persons and Platformers

Tools of the Trade

Um... I dunno... Microsoft Word, Pixlr.com, and Pen and Paper

Other Interests

Writing, sketching, gaming, history, vegetating, sleeping, breathing... need I say more?

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Thievius-Authorius

Jul 13, 2014

.....Nicely done, Gearbox and Iron Galaxy...

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Ever played Borderlands 2? I've gotten into it recently, and (like you might know), Handsome Jack is probably the best videogame villain I've ever seen.  So, I'm reading into some parts on the Borderlands wiki page, and I learn that good 'ol Jacky Boy's got something called Heterochromia. A little bit of investigation later, and-HEYYY, WAITAMINUTEWAITAMINUTE... ... ... ....... ............  

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May 23, 2014

Humanity's Got a Chance. :)

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...Y'know... once you're feeling down, and you think things aren't going to get better... you see something. And that something usually makes you feel pretty good inside. :) http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-world-isnt-such-a-bad-place This might be from last year... but it still make you feel pretty confident. If nothing else it lifts your spirits a little bit. Have a great day everybody.

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Apr 27, 2014

COMIC CON?!?

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......Oh....my God... Comic Con in is Minneapolis through May 2nd to the 4th!!!!  Matt Smith, Nathan Fillion...kldfjasdnfufnweimlansdjnfjdnm,snjw!!!!!! I'm not even that big of a nerd and I'm going crazy! ...Why is it that I'm always the last person to know these things? Ah well... COMIC CON! Yay!